so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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