We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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