What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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