READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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