White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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