Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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