i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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