I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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