your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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