When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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