bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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