i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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