I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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