I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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