I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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