Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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