With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
