And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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