come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
