so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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