Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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