No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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