It was confusing and full of hummus
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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