After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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