Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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