apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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