oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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