I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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