i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
