: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We left an ass print on the piano.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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