ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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