just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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