I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Randomize
