you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
why do cheetos always look like penises
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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