are you still at the devil's house?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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