We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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