xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
