come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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