Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
be right there i have to get my cape
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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