My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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