Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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