It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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