he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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