at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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