As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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