Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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