I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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