fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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