so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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