Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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