I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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