He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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