he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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