You're so nebulous sometimes
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
NoShamevember. You game?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I am naked and annoyed.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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